Have you bought tickets yet?

Well...have you?

No?

It's okay. I'll wait here. Go do it now.

Good. Was that so hard? Now you can sleep soundly tonight, assured that when you arrive at the 40-seat Red Room on January 5, 6, 7, 11, 12, 13, 18, 19, 20, 25, 26, and/or 27, there will be a seat for you at the world-premiere of Stolen Chair's Kill Me Like You Mean It.

Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?